Grooming George

Are you sometimes bothered by the bush "down there"? How do you deal with it? Most guys in the province deal with it privately and don't find it as a decent stuff to talk about. Unlike here in the Metro, guys sometimes discuss it head-on with egotistical nonchalance.

I remember one time, in the middle of making out with my boyfriend (an ex actually from the south), he advised me to get rid of my pubes. WTF! I never thought I was already bushier and coarser than the usual. I don't know what exactly he wanted me to do with them. I felt it was slightly humiliating to hear that from him. No, actually I thought it was hell embarassing! I don't know what to do or how to start removing them. One wrong move can result in an uneven and more scraggly look and I don't want that area to look more horrible the next time he takes a sight of it.

Just out of curiosity, or maybe because I don't have a well-rounded option in mind at that time, I ended up with a disastrous technique. I shaved them all off till my testicles looked like a pair of cue balls. Right! From a cloudy bush to a completely smooth pubic area. I felt super clean and hygienic but I didn't like the way it looked. And I thought my partner would not be happy either to see what I did. I was sure it served some purpose why humans develop them, and that they are not supposed to be completely shaved off. It took weeks to grow them back, and it took the same amount of time to avoid sex with my partner or even a discussion about it. And worse, I was feeling itchy the first few days after shaving!

I have encountered more people who prefer to cut away the shag hiding their junk by trimming than those who want to remove their pubes to the last follicle. So I tried the more familiar grooming technique. It turned out to be a better move. I felt more kept, and neater, without the itchy feeling and an uncomfortably funny sight. Obviously a better approach. So I have been doing a maintenance job for years now. Maybe that was what my ex meant for me to do, a simple trim. But I guess he needs something more than just that.

"While it is true that a well maintained pubic area makes one more attractive to others, it is equally important to keep in mind that it could also repel others if we don't shower enough. Knowing it's a moisture cavity, you know how it would smell like if you don't clean up well!". Not the exact words I said, but that's what I told him in the middle of having sex when I couldn't hold my breath any longer. Hihiheew!